You may have heard from your annoying co-worker who counters her perky annoyance by handing out Jellybeans that on Tuesday, a judge declared Lindsay Lohan had violated her probation when her SCRAM bracelet detected alcohol on her and beeped a few times. The judge set bail for her at $200,000 and Lindsay paid 10% of it to avoid going to jail.

Now, of course, everyone on Lindsay’s soccer team-sized posse is refuting the obvious reason why the SCRAM bracelet went off. But her most adamant and ferocious defender is obviously her mother, Dina Lohan, who explained Lindsay's alcohol monitoring bracelet went off because…

“She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”

The worst part of this isn’t that Dina Lohan thinks drunk driving or possession of cocaine is okay. Tons of people think both of those should be legal. The worst part isn’t even that she didn’t know which “MTV Awards” it was (and she shouldn’t – people over “35” have other things to worry about). The do all, end all, worst part is this woman has absolutely no brain.