Naomi Campbell literally refuses to walk up stairs, according to a lawsuit filed by a former agent. But, if you think about it, Naomi sort of has a point—why should she and her assistants both waste their energy? [Page Six]
● Baby Gaga is what those pessimistic Mayans were warning us about. [BuzzFeed]
● No one could take their eyes off of Christina Aguilera's private parts during her performance at the MTV Movie Awards...because they were flashing with LED lights. [HuffPo]

● Barack Obama’s Upper West Side apartment is for rent in New York City, with unlimited access to skeletons in the closet. [Gawker]
● A Tennessee man took his girlfriend to the top of a hill where he was planning to propose, but instead she was killed by lightning. No, Alanis Morissette, it isn’t ironic. [SFGate]
● Think of a more unlikely comedy duo than Pauly Shore and Anderson Cooper.