Will the Dolphins Replace Tony Sparano With Jon Gruden?

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​With the Miami Dolphins apparently in the midst of a total implosion, it was only a matter of time before someone began whispering about the future of head coach Tony Sparano. Well, today Greg Cote dropped the bomb that a source tells him Sparano's job might be in trouble, but only if Jon Gruden wants it.

It seems everything Bill "Big Tuna" Parcells tried to build in Miami turned out to be a flop. After initial success in 2008, the team has floundered in mediocrity. Following a deadly strain of the injury bug, along with a string of head-scratching coaching decisions, the Fins sit at 5-5 with a miracle needed to salvage the season, and will likely face another off-season of restructuring.

Here's Cote's take on the rumor:
I am told by a source that Gruden -- former Raiders and Bucs coach-turned-broadcaster, and a Super Bowl winner -- holds the imagination of the Dolphins' celebrity-driven owner Stephen Ross.

This is second-hand, and speculative. It is why, frankly, I am understating this in a Friday-page NFL column rather than making a bigger splash of it. But I also will say this: The Dolphins source who stressed Ross' fascination with Gruden is the same source who, months before the 2009 draft, told me -- accurately -- that Bill Parcells was fascinated with quarterback Pat White, who later was drafted in the second round.
Cote can understate things all he wants, but of course the Internet will run with the rumor.

No one believes that Gruden, only 47 years old, has retired completely from the sidelines, though he has reportedly settled nicely into family life in Florida. He also has a cushy gig at Monday Night Football (though not everyone is crazy about his broadcasting ability). But his name comes up every time there's an opening in the coach's office.

Does Ross actually think Gruden can turn the Fins around (let's remember, the Bucs fired him for a reason), or is the "celebrity-driven owner" more obsessed with capturing the boldest name available?

Will the Dolphins Replace Tony Sparano With Jon Gruden?

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​With the Miami Dolphins apparently in the midst of a total implosion, it was only a matter of time before someone began whispering about the future of head coach Tony Sparano. Well, today Greg Cote dropped the bomb that a source tells him Sparano's job might be in trouble, but only if Jon Gruden wants it.

It seems everything Bill "Big Tuna" Parcells tried to build in Miami turned out to be a flop. After initial success in 2008, the team has floundered in mediocrity. Following a deadly strain of the injury bug, along with a string of head-scratching coaching decisions, the Fins sit at 5-5 with a miracle needed to salvage the season, and will likely face another off-season of restructuring.

Here's Cote's take on the rumor:
I am told by a source that Gruden -- former Raiders and Bucs coach-turned-broadcaster, and a Super Bowl winner -- holds the imagination of the Dolphins' celebrity-driven owner Stephen Ross.

This is second-hand, and speculative. It is why, frankly, I am understating this in a Friday-page NFL column rather than making a bigger splash of it. But I also will say this: The Dolphins source who stressed Ross' fascination with Gruden is the same source who, months before the 2009 draft, told me -- accurately -- that Bill Parcells was fascinated with quarterback Pat White, who later was drafted in the second round.
Cote can understate things all he wants, but of course the Internet will run with the rumor.

No one believes that Gruden, only 47 years old, has retired completely from the sidelines, though he has reportedly settled nicely into family life in Florida. He also has a cushy gig at Monday Night Football (though not everyone is crazy about his broadcasting ability). But his name comes up every time there's an opening in the coach's office.

Does Ross actually think Gruden can turn the Fins around (let's remember, the Bucs fired him for a reason), or is the "celebrity-driven owner" more obsessed with capturing the boldest name available?

Viacom Buys RallytoRestoreSanity.com to Support Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity

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Jon Lajoie: “His Filthy Songs To Powerhouse”

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Jon Lajoie or Jonathan “Jon” Lajoie (La-jwah) was born 1980 and raised in Montreal Quebec, Canada. He is a Canadian comedian, actor, rapper, musician, and internet celebrity from Montreal, Quebec. Lajoie became very popular with his video “Everyday Normal Guy.” Some of his additional videos are “The Bastard Breaks Up”, “Show Me Your Genitals”, “Sunday Afternoon”, and “High As Fuck.” Recently, he released his new songs like: “Cold-Blooded Christmas”, “Alone In The Universe”, “Radio Friendly Song”, and a lot more.
Lajoie’s songs are often parodies of everyday things. One of the latest video song of Jon Lajoie is his song to Powerhouse. Common to his videos is the appearance of his friend Steve, a man with a thick beard who doesn’t speak much except his line, “You want some of this bitch?” In Everyday Normal Crew, what’s funny here is that Steve refuses to say it until Lajoie pays him. Now, in the same video, Lajoie says that Steve will, “probably have a heart attack sometime soon.”
Lajoie released his debut album You Want Some Of This? on January 30, 2009 under his Normal Guy Productions. It features all his songs from his YouTube sketches. Lajoie currently acts his role in the FX Network TV show called “The League.” This show is about the five guys who loves fantasy football and they will do anything to win the league while dealing with other problems. Jon Lajoie also filmed an episode of Comedy Central Presents on November 7, 2009 and premiered on March5, 2010.
Lajoie said, “I’m making fun of that kind of music and stuff, but I am saying a bunch of horrible things when I do that, and some people don’t get that.”

Jon Lajoie: “His Filthy Songs To Powerhouse”

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Jon Lajoie or Jonathan “Jon” Lajoie (La-jwah) was born 1980 and raised in Montreal Quebec, Canada. He is a Canadian comedian, actor, rapper, musician, and internet celebrity from Montreal, Quebec. Lajoie became very popular with his video “Everyday Normal Guy.” Some of his additional videos are “The Bastard Breaks Up”, “Show Me Your Genitals”, “Sunday Afternoon”, and “High As Fuck.” Recently, he released his new songs like: “Cold-Blooded Christmas”, “Alone In The Universe”, “Radio Friendly Song”, and a lot more.
Lajoie’s songs are often parodies of everyday things. One of the latest video song of Jon Lajoie is his song to Powerhouse. Common to his videos is the appearance of his friend Steve, a man with a thick beard who doesn’t speak much except his line, “You want some of this bitch?” In Everyday Normal Crew, what’s funny here is that Steve refuses to say it until Lajoie pays him. Now, in the same video, Lajoie says that Steve will, “probably have a heart attack sometime soon.”
Lajoie released his debut album You Want Some Of This? on January 30, 2009 under his Normal Guy Productions. It features all his songs from his YouTube sketches. Lajoie currently acts his role in the FX Network TV show called “The League.” This show is about the five guys who loves fantasy football and they will do anything to win the league while dealing with other problems. Jon Lajoie also filmed an episode of Comedy Central Presents on November 7, 2009 and premiered on March5, 2010.
Lajoie said, “I’m making fun of that kind of music and stuff, but I am saying a bunch of horrible things when I do that, and some people don’t get that.”