Apparently, a blurry cell phone photo of an unclothed Megan Fox has been leaked, and the sultry actress is not happy about it. Understatement of the year. Girlfriend swears like a sailor on leave. This is what she told Allure about the pic, which was apparently leaked while she was filming the indie flick Passion Play, in a recent interview (via MSNBC.com):

“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm,” Fox told Allure. “I’m not a f---ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my f---ing picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the sh-- that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.”

Holy crap, apparently this girl's temper runs in direct proportion to the level of her hotness. It's not just unauthorized photos that get the sex symbol actress' panties in a bunch. She had this to say about the industry in general in the same interview:

“Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass.” Which brings her to that thing about compliments: “I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”

Let's see - if a fan were to take any advice away from this article on meeting Fox, it would be to keep your cell phone in your pants, spit in her face, and yell "You suck!" at the top of your lungs.

Apparently, a blurry cell phone photo of an unclothed Megan Fox has been leaked, and the sultry actress is not happy about it. Understatement of the year. Girlfriend swears like a sailor on leave. This is what she told Allure about the pic, which was apparently leaked while she was filming the indie flick Passion Play, in a recent interview (via MSNBC.com):

“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm,” Fox told Allure. “I’m not a f---ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my f---ing picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the sh-- that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.”

Holy crap, apparently this girl's temper runs in direct proportion to the level of her hotness. It's not just unauthorized photos that get the sex symbol actress' panties in a bunch. She had this to say about the industry in general in the same interview:

“Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass.” Which brings her to that thing about compliments: “I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”

Let's see - if a fan were to take any advice away from this article on meeting Fox, it would be to keep your cell phone in your pants, spit in her face, and yell "You suck!" at the top of your lungs.

Old school yearbook pictures: most of us hate them enough in themselves. Now throw in the thought of your old yearbook photo being posted online for all the world to see, and then spreading like wildfire to boot.

Well, that's exactly what happened to actress Megan Fox.

Once a photo of Fox hit the Web, not only did fans from all over the world flock to see it, but then they started spreading it around as they went. The result: the high school memory that is one of the hottest things going on the Web, today at least.

Fox, 23, started acting in 2001, but never gained any major attention until the advent of Transformers, released in 2007.

Since then, Fox has become one of the most popular actresses in the world. And for celebrities, publicity is publicity and, if anything, this photo will only help serve the purpose of introducing more people to Megan Fox and her films.

Old school yearbook pictures: most of us hate them enough in themselves. Now throw in the thought of your old yearbook photo being posted online for all the world to see, and then spreading like wildfire to boot.

Well, that's exactly what happened to actress Megan Fox.

Once a photo of Fox hit the Web, not only did fans from all over the world flock to see it, but then they started spreading it around as they went. The result: the high school memory that is one of the hottest things going on the Web, today at least.

Fox, 23, started acting in 2001, but never gained any major attention until the advent of Transformers, released in 2007.

Since then, Fox has become one of the most popular actresses in the world. And for celebrities, publicity is publicity and, if anything, this photo will only help serve the purpose of introducing more people to Megan Fox and her films.

Well all you ladies out there have cause to celebrate today, Megan Fox is not perfect – she’s got ugly…THUMBS! Apparently it’s a condition called brachydactyly, which means a clubbed thumb. I have to admit, normally, I’m not the squeamish type, but that thing is pretty gnarly, kinda looks like E.T’s penis. Ok, don’t ask me how I know what E.T’s penis looks like, I just do alright, and I don’t wanna talk about it!
Doctors say that several factors can cause this condition including frostbite or a childhood injury, but personally I think it was from giving too many producers and directors hand jobs to get where she is today.

Well all you ladies out there have cause to celebrate today, Megan Fox is not perfect – she’s got ugly…THUMBS! Apparently it’s a condition called brachydactyly, which means a clubbed thumb. I have to admit, normally, I’m not the squeamish type, but that thing is pretty gnarly, kinda looks like E.T’s penis. Ok, don’t ask me how I know what E.T’s penis looks like, I just do alright, and I don’t wanna talk about it!
Doctors say that several factors can cause this condition including frostbite or a childhood injury, but personally I think it was from giving too many producers and directors hand jobs to get where she is today.