Well all you ladies out there have cause to celebrate today, Megan Fox is not perfect – she’s got ugly…THUMBS! Apparently it’s a condition called brachydactyly, which means a clubbed thumb. I have to admit, normally, I’m not the squeamish type, but that thing is pretty gnarly, kinda looks like E.T’s penis. Ok, don’t ask me how I know what E.T’s penis looks like, I just do alright, and I don’t wanna talk about it!
Doctors say that several factors can cause this condition including frostbite or a childhood injury, but personally I think it was from giving too many producers and directors hand jobs to get where she is today.