It wasn't surprising to me that Britney Spears fell for Kevin Federline. Though he was a douche bag, he was a pretty hot guy. Let's face the facts, ladies: many of us have fallen for that combination before. But now, there's absolutely nothing to be desired with K-Fed. While Britney Spears is once again becoming fabulous, Kevin Federline is becoming FAT...and no, that's not with a "P.H."

Britney Spears baby daddy was spotted at Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic carrying a wide load. Yes, that is his pot belly in the photo below! I see a new nickname in his future. K-Fat, anyone???

Kevin Federline's first baby mamma, Shar Jackson, said of the weight gain, "It's daddy weight! When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can't focus on you. If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life's not too bad!"

I have no doubt that parents are bound to gain weight. Taking care of your kids is a full-time job, and unfortunately you don't have the time to put yourself first. But the key word here is, "taking care of your kids". How often does K-Fat, I mean K-Fed, do this? This loser is off making flop-albums, dating ex-volleyball players and collecting $20,000 a month from Brit-Brit.

Someone get Celebrity Fit Club on the phone, stat! Sounds like a joke, but we all know they really will be calling him soon.