First point of business: We have a real gay housewife. Fernanda Rocha of The Real Housewives of Orange County has told The National Enquirer she isn't bisexual, as previously reported. She is openly gay. She told the rag:

My dream is to be in Playboy. There has only been one other openly lesbian centerfold, and I would love to be the second.
Fernanda is the newest member of the RHOOC, and has signed on for two seasons. She spoke of the other "bisexual" housewives, Kim Zolciak and Danielle Staub, saying they were going through a "faux lesbian experimental stage" adding, "I'm the real thing."

The sixth season of the show will premiere in 2011. I'm thinking Fernanda will get her Playboy dream come true, and probably caught on camera.

And, I know The Enquirer isn't always reliable, but Fernanda Tweeted about the article herself, thanking fans for the comments and support.

Speaking of items from tabloids, RadarOnline is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is in talks to participate in Dancing With the Stars. However, there is no talk of her dancing with a female partner. When you're bisexual, you are automatically paired with a man, apparently.

Glee fans, I'm sure you noticed that k.d. lang's voice was featured on this week's Christmas episode, but she was nowhere to be found. The Atlantic thinks she should have made a cameo, and the show should have hyped her appearance.