Lea Michele … here’s the mugshot of a teenager who allegedly swallowed a bag of cocaine … can scientists erase bad memories? … stealing goods and hiding it the merch your fat rolls? Nice! … damn you internet trolls … 167 police layoffs in Newark, NJ should turn it into a warzone … man arrested fondling himself during Harry Potter movie … a “polyester-graph?” Waste of oxygen … what’s next for Jay-Z? … Florida to follow Arizona’s immigration lead? … Celebration, Florida had its first homicide in 14 years … have the TSA agents lost their damn minds? … here’s ever Mad Magazine cover … this would definitely mean war in America … Idaho man’s KKK snowman …

Ron Santo, the former Chicago Cub, has died. Santo was 70. [Trib]

Michigan-Michigan State hockey at the Big House (aka “The Big Chill”) is expected to draw 110,000. [Freep]

Adam Dunn will slug for the White Sox: 4 years, $56 million. [Sun-Times]

Come on, Plaschke – Lane Kiffin’s future isn’t riding on the UCLA game. [LA Times]

Court injunction delays State Championship game in West Virginia. [Daily Mail]

Nice get for Brian Kelly and Notre Dame – Everett Golson, a QB from South Carolina who originally was ticketed to play for the Tar Heels. Golson looks like he’s had plenty of work in the spread offense. He’ll also suit for the Irish hoops team. [Sun News]

The Jets plan on trying to keep Santonio Holmes and Braylon Edwards? Good luck. [Newsday]

Ten college football coaches on the hot seat. [Pre-Snap Read]

Yanks’ will lock up Mariano Rivera today – 2 years, $30 million. [NYDN]

Syracuse football nearly lost $1 million in 2008; somehow, they managed to make $3.9 million 2009. [Post Standard]

Les Miles isn’t going anywhere! [NOLA]

With Bruce Gradkowski done for the season, the Raiders signed career backup JT O’Sullivan.