Today is a big day in the world of the man -- FHM have released their annual Top 100 hottest ladies list!

Everyone's favourite Geordie judge, Cheryl Cole, topped the lot while Transformer-babe Megan Fox came second and underwear model Marissa Miller bagged bronze.

It's a strong list. It always is. But we couldn't help but think it's a little obvious. Perhaps a touch outdated.

Sure 500,000 voted and the results will reflect that, but where's the colour? Where's the kookiness? Where's the intelligence and the sporting prowess? Where's the debate? Essentially where's the Asylum-ness of it all.

Admit it Asylumites, we have our own, slightly weird taste in women. It's been said before and it'll be said again. But embrace it. Stand up on your desk, right now, and announce it. Say the words: "Supernanny is hot and the rest of you can take a running jump!"

Bottled it didn't you? Well, we can celebrate our individuality in a different way -- by taking a look at the Asylum Top 10. (As voted for by a colossal 4 people, in Burrito bar in Central London).