Jesse James, still married to sweetheart Sandra Bullock for now, sure can pick them! RadarOnline is reporting that Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is back to stripping – there’s even video here! Even if you don’t mind all the tattoos and her stripping, how sick is this – she’s reportedly going by the name “Avery” which would be fine, if it wasn’t her own son’s name! Ewwww – NOT the kind of tribute I’d want from my mom! See the video of Bombshell here.

Mistress #2, Melissa Smith, may not have the tats, but she does have a record. Smith was picked up May for hitting a cop and resisting arrest – she served 20 days in the slammer, according to TMZ. Last month, Smith got caught driving with a blood alcohol level of .18 – more than twice the legal limit!

James sure can pick ‘em!